The Albo song
Sung against this background.

Albo is the bullshit man
The bullshit man
The bullshit man
Albo is the bullshit man
And Labor gives us lots of shit
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Albo knows the truth
Albo ignores the truth
The truth gets no votes
So who wants truth
We don’t want truth
We want votes
And more votes
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Albo is the bullshit man
The bullshit man
The bullshit man
Albo is the bullshit man
And Labor gives us lots of shit
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We need power and more power
So cover grass with panels
So send windmills to the sky
Too bad cows want grass
Too bad birds want to fly
We are the Labor fuckwits
The rulers of this land
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Albo is the bullshit man
The bullshit man
The bullshit man
Albo is the bullshit man
And Labor gives us lots of shit
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The fuckers up of this land say
Who wants cows and birds
We Labor are city folk
City folk don’t need cows and birds
Humans live in cities
And rule the world
And fuck up the world
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Albo is the bullshit man
The bullshit man
The bullshit man
Albo is the bullshit man
And Labor gives us lots of shit
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Labor have done the job
Fucking up this land
Too bad cows want grass
Too bad birds want to fly
Keep giving them votes
For ever more fuck ups
Too bad cows want grass
Too bad birds want to fly
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Albo is the bullshit man
The bullshit man
The bullshit man
Albo is the bullshit man
And Labor gives us lots of shit

